So, You Want to Log Into Our Complimentary Wi-Fi? Like Hell You Will.

Think you got what it takes to surf the web in our restaurant?

Listen, we here at Lucky’s café technically offer complimentary Wi-Fi, but that doesn’t mean we actually want you hogging up our precious bandwidth. We just want to keep up the charade that we have souls. However, if you’re willing to answer some DEEPLY invasive questions and provide us with some VERY personal deets, we might CONSIDER giving you access. Answer these…